Anyway, my work thought a list of funny jokes about a dead guy would be too mean, so I'm doing my own.
In lieu of flowers, the family of David Koch requests that mourners simply purchase a Republican politician.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) August 23, 2019
David koch died doing what he loved: looking into the ark of the covenant— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 23, 2019
Per his wishes, David Koch will be dissolved in a vat of chemicals and poured into a poor city’s drinking water— Sexy Picklefeather (@ticklefriends) August 23, 2019
Calling David Koch a philanthropist is like calling Hannibal Lecter a chef. https://t.co/TvjRUrJouL— Adam Best (@adamcbest) August 23, 2019
Pour one out for David Koch pic.twitter.com/OL4VpCQX4Y— Alexander Kaufman (@AlexCKaufman) August 23, 2019
Me upon hearing David Koch has died. pic.twitter.com/dSrrvHNEyy— francesca fiorentini (@franifio) August 23, 2019
as is long-standing tradition whenever any of these ghouls dies I’ll be returning to the mountain sanctuary where a team of doctors and wizards waits to flat line me on a big stone altar, letting me travel to hell to destroy david koch’s soul and send it to super hell— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) August 23, 2019
Aides Struggle To Stop Dozens Of Kerosene-Soaked Republicans From Lighting Selves Ablaze Atop David Koch’s Body https://t.co/mW44khR4xh pic.twitter.com/AtnDkYqLJY— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 23, 2019
seems like bernie's climate plan really took its toll on david koch— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) August 23, 2019
Sure David Koch died, but unless we find and destroy his phylactery, his minions will just feed souls into it until he reforms anew in his crypt deep within the temple of Orcus.— Alex Fernie (@FernieCommaAlex) August 23, 2019
David Koch has died. In lieu of flowers please construct a shadow network of tax deductible shell companies to donate to the further perpetuation of environmental destruction and income inequality.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 23, 2019
You should never say bad about the dead. You should only say good. David Koch is dead. Good. pic.twitter.com/UDfDGAmnaF— Lukey AKA Baby Jesus (@lucasbane28) August 23, 2019
Enjoy your eternal torment in the depths of Hell, Dave.