CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶 https://t.co/AJI0fDRovw— Papa Roach (@paparoach) July 29, 2019
That is all 100% real. That is Papa Roach's official band Twitter account, it's got the blue check and everything, and they are quoting Trump's real Twitter account that he regularly uses to tweet his real thoughts and opinions on things. That is a direct embed. You can click on the date and it will take you to the real tweet, because this is real.
Pack it all up, people. This is the peak of humor. Papa fucking Roach made fun of its own song, which is the epitome of ridiculous and cringey faux-metal, in order to diss the President, Donald Trump. And yes, I counted the syllables, and while they don't match perfectly between Trump's quote and the actual lyrics of the song, it's pretty fucking close.
Frame this quote and hang it up in the Smithsonian. Put a protected copy of it in a vault and bury that vault so that future humans, or maybe even future sentient species who rose millions of years after the extinction of humanity, can look upon it and be so fucking confused.