the straight pride parade in boston should have a completely straight parade route, i thought i'd save them some time by drawing one pic.twitter.com/afbUi8mtnu— pun the jewels (@failnaut) June 4, 2019
Isn’t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A?— Christine Thompson (@Druncan_Hines) June 4, 2019
The straight pride parade will be mostly men because very few women will get to come.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 4, 2019
Why do we need a straight pride parade when this already exists? pic.twitter.com/FgwaLOhHLx— ✩° 𝙰𝚗𝚗𝚊。⋆ (@peachkissd) June 4, 2019
why do straight people think they need a straight pride parade— leigh hayley (@leighagenda) June 4, 2019
netflix is already paying $100 million to keep friends on, isn't that enough
A more accurate name for the Straight Pride Parade would be Incelebration.— Adam Best (@adamcbest) June 4, 2019
Floats for the Straight Pride Parade...— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 4, 2019
- Giant AXE body spray
- Bag of Doritos
- Big Mountain Dew
- Tomi Lahren riding a Swastika
- Jacob Wohl waving on a Twinkie
- Charlie Kirk in a diaper
- The curly hair gun girl in a beige leotard riding an AR-15
- Giant Parent’s basement
Each float in the straight pride parade is 10 guys explaining a different Coen brothers movie to you.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 5, 2019
let's see who the straight pride parade really is pic.twitter.com/P2HHCq24BK— corellianpirate (@kiwi_maddog12) June 4, 2019
i'm totally fine with Boston having a Straight Pride parade, provided:— 🚀𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕗💫 (@spacecrafff) June 4, 2019
1) LGBTQIA+ people can attend & be oblivious to straightness & treat it like a random party event
2) there's a mock protester brigade with bullhorns, yelling how all straight people are going to burn in hell
omg a straight pride parade https://t.co/HA96qrxm7Q— marlene (@msgddghsts) May 29, 2019
Jared Kushner is what happens when a straight pride parade becomes a real boy. pic.twitter.com/YYqjGvTFin— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) June 3, 2019
Here's my personal contribution to the effort:
Straight Pride Parade planning committee: pic.twitter.com/V4HG8T3gxf— Lindsey Weedston (@LindseyWeedston) June 5, 2019
Are too many of my joke references to the Fairly Odd Parents? Nah.
Another cool thing, both Smash Mouth and the bassist from Blink-182 are supporting the dunking on Straight Pride efforts.
Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) June 4, 2019
To celebrate how utterly ridiculous a Straight Pride parade is, I’m going to auction off one of my basses, match the final bid dollar-for-dollar, and donate all the money to the @TrevorProject. 🏳️🌈— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) June 5, 2019
They're not exactly good bands, but I'm pretty sure these are straight dude staples, so it's super funny. Happy Pride.
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