Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Another False Rape Accusation! From Right-Wing Loser Jacob Wohl


Pete Buttigieg Falsely Accused of Sexual Assault by Far-Right Catfish

I don't know what's funnier - the fact that assholes like Wohl fret constantly over the (very low) rate of false rape accusations from women, or the fact that Wohl and his buddy did an absolutely terrible job and bungled this completely. They didn't even get the guy they made the false report about on board.

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“I WAS NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULTED 
It's important for everyone to know that I was not sexually assaulted and would never falsely accuse anyone. 
To keep it brief for now- I was approached by a political figure to come to DC to discuss political situations from the standpoint of a gay Republican. When I arrived they discussed Peter Buttigieg and started talking about how they would be working a campaign against him. 
I went to bed and woke up to a fake Twitter @RealHunterKelly and an article that I in no way endorsed or wrote. 
I have since left and am working on a formal statement to give to everyone including the Buttigieg family. 
Thank you for standing behind me and knowing that I would never accept or allow any of this.”



They apparently thought they had successfully bullied this poor man into making the accusation, as he told The Advocate that they forced him to sign a statement accusing Buttigieg of assault and submit to a photo with his university ID for some reason. Wohl's accomplice, Jack Burkman, is sticking to their bullshit story.


So, uh, can Wohl and Burkman be arrested for basically kidnapping Kelly and forcing him to make a false report of a crime that never happened?

Also, are you really so pathetically homophobic that you need to try to make false accusations against the first gay man running for president? Yeah, he's got some attention on him right now but it's way too early for this kind of sabotage and since he's essentially not that different from the more-popular Joe Biden, I doubt there's much chance of him winning. But I guess when your fragile masculinity is threatened by gayness, your brain doesn't work too well.

Also, it was sooooo easy to find a tweet from Burkman that didn't age well, young as it is.



This whole story is just something else. Man, right-wingers suck at everything.

Anyway seriously these guys committed crimes? Arrest them?

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