Christian Bale Thanks Satan At Golden Globes For 'Giving Me Inspiration' To Play Dick Cheney
I didn't even know that there was a movie that featured Dick Cheney out, or that Christian Bale played him, or that Christian Bale has an English accent. And I certainly don't know how they took Christian fuckin' Bale and made him look like Dick Cheney. But apparently all that happened, and also I guess Christian Bale is hilarious?
Actor Christian Bale accepted the Golden Globe for his depiction of Dick Cheney in the movie, “Vice” tonight and he said that this victory would ‘allow me to corner the market on [playing] charisma free assholes. Whose next, Mitch McConnell?”
Oh, and of course, the official Church of Satan has issued a response.
To us, Satan is a symbol of pride, liberty and individualism, and it serves as an external metaphorical projection of our highest personal potential. As Mr. Bale's own talent and skill won him the award, this is fitting. Hail Christian! Hail Satan! https://t.co/ILuK8TFZXi— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) January 7, 2019
His money and his whiteness and various other privileges helped, but sure.
Anyway, does Satan have an explanation for why Dick Cheney isn't dead yet? Anybody?