Monday, January 7, 2019

Headline of the Month

I don't personally watch awards shows, but maybe I should start, because this is the funniest shit.

Christian Bale Thanks Satan At Golden Globes For 'Giving Me Inspiration' To Play Dick Cheney

Christian Bale:

I didn't even know that there was a movie that featured Dick Cheney out, or that Christian Bale played him, or that Christian Bale has an English accent. And I certainly don't know how they took Christian fuckin' Bale and made him look like Dick Cheney. But apparently all that happened, and also I guess Christian Bale is hilarious?

Actor Christian Bale accepted the Golden Globe for his depiction of Dick Cheney in the movie, “Vice” tonight and he said that this victory would ‘allow me to corner the market on [playing] charisma free assholes. Whose next, Mitch McConnell?”

Oh, and of course, the official Church of Satan has issued a response.

His money and his whiteness and various other privileges helped, but sure.

Anyway, does Satan have an explanation for why Dick Cheney isn't dead yet? Anybody?

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