How To Find Success

I had this email from Patreon pop into my inbox this morning and I just had to share.

I will present it in two images, which are really all you need to discover the secret to success:

Are you excited to learn the secret? I bet you are! And you can by scrolling two inches down the page:

See? You don't even need to read the article. Just become a white guy. The end, bye.