So last week, of course, the most ridiculous drama imaginable happened with the far-right white supremacist crowd and it's taken me like all week to even be able to fit it into my head.
Married leader of a white nationalist party is arrested for 'assaulting his father-in-law and chief spokesman who caught him having sex with his wife'
Take a moment to think on that. The "leader of a white nationalist party" was caught by "his father-in-law" in the act of "having sex with his wife." His father-in-law's wife. Also known as his mother-in-law.
Matthew Heimbach fucked his mom.
Heimbach, if you didn't know, is the ex-husband of Internet shitsation "Communism Kills." She was a thing on Tumblr until she got chased off after offering to disappear if people paid her $8,000 per month via Patreon. Seriously.
Police said Parrott, 36, called 911 from a Walmart near his home to report that Heimbach attacked him. He said the 26-year-old leader of the Traditionalist Worker Party threw him down on the ground and 'choked (him) out'.
'He grabbed and injured my hand after I poked his chest then choked me out with his arm,' Parrott told police. 'Then he chased me to my home and did it again.'
According to a police report, Parrott accused Heimbach of having an affair with his wife for three months. Both Heimbach and Parrott's wife said the fling had ended.
Following that confrontation, police said Heimbach and his wife got into a dispute. In the police report, the responding officer stated that Heimbach and his wife were heard arguing followed by sounds of a 'scuffle'.
As of now, the Traditionalist Worker Party, a previously well-established white supremacist group, is in shambles.
Neo-Nazi Matt Parrott confirms to @KELLYWEILL that he's deleted the membership registry of the Traditionalist Worker Party to protect everyone from this "white trash circus."— Jack Smith IV (@JackSmithIV) March 14, 2018
“There is no more party ma’am. Goodbye.” https://t.co/Q6SAm4YgLk
I'm telling you, that toxic masculinity will fuck your shit up every time. There's a reason why fascists always lose.
This on top of Richie Spencer saying he's not having fun being the alt-right's ugly public face anymore, things are looking up in some respects.