Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Just Rich People Things: Shitting Yourself to Death

Because you DRANK POOP-FILLED WATER WITH PARASITES IN IT BECAUSE OF YOUR RIDICULOUS "HEALTH" TRENDS THAT INCLUDE PAYING $60 FOR LITERAL SHIT WATER.

Food-safety expert warns latest bizarre Silicon Valley $60 'raw water' trend could quickly turn deadly

Raw water. Raw.

Water.

The corresponding New York Times "trend" piece has this gem in it:

He said “real water” should expire after a few months. His does. “It stays most fresh within one lunar cycle of delivery,” he said. “If it sits around too long, it’ll turn green. People don’t even realize that because all their water’s dead, so they never see it turn green.”

WATER IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. THAT GREEN STUFF IS ALGAE AT BEST.

Mr. Singh believes that public water has been poisoned. “Tap water? You’re drinking toilet water with birth control drugs in them,” he said. “Chloramine, and on top of that they’re putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it’s a mind-control drug that has no benefit to our dental health.”

You're a conspiracy theorist.

And if you're drinking water from a stream, that's also toilet water. It's just that the toilet is for all kinds of wild animals and the water doesn't get the literal shit cleaned out of it. And they are getting the water from springs. Well water that you get from underground where poop and parasites usually can't reach might be safe untreated. Water that turns green after sitting around for a while is not.

But whatever, let these rich fucks die drowning in their own shit. It's actually pretty funny, until you remember all the people suffering from lead poisoning in Flint, Michigan, which still does not have clean water.

It also makes me want to bring this to white supremacists. Like "look at this and tell me that we whites are the superior race."

I guess other races will replace us. Because at this rate, we're going to kill ourselves off in no time.

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