Friday, October 20, 2017

What the Oh My Fucking Help Me

Okay. Not long ago I asked for the end to the safe spaces hysteria. I got the exact opposite. The EXACT opposite. What does that look like? Well.

Conservative group dons diapers to protest safe spaces at Kent State


Same, Conan. ......

......Same.

Turning Point USA, a right-wing student group, dressed in diapers and played inside of playpens Thursday on the campus of Kent State University. The stunt was designed either to protest the use of safe spaces or to air a repressed sexual fetish, depending on who you ask.

If you have to ask, you may not want to even see the next headline I'm gonna link, but:

Diaper Fetish: Everything You Want to Know But Don’t Want to Ask

Yeah. That's a thing. Did these young right-wing college students know that? I'm guessinggggggggg no.

Diaper fetish or no diaper fetish, I'm not sure how these kids could have possibly humiliated themselves more for the cause of protesting something that does not need to be protested in the  slightest. Like, I can't imagine something that needs to be protested less. Maybe toe socks? Triple berry cobbler? Videos of kittens playing with puppies?

Safe spaces are by definition non-threatening. By definition, you do not have to attend a safe space. They're just spaces made by already oppressed people where they can have a decent chance of not having to deal with bullshit, microaggressions, and bigoted assholes for a bit. Literally that is all. And for that, we get this:


They couldn't even get their fucking signs right like what is this???

Click to enlarge and see that fucked up sign lmao
At this point I'm willing to entertain the idea that these are secret leftists trying to make the right look bad. Because how do you even. I mean???

One last thing. If any of the individuals who diapered up for this have siblings or cousins or others unwillingly associated with these actual man babies - you have a responsibility. If I were you, I would never let them live this down. Literally, when they're on their death bed, I would rush to their side so that I could whisper, "Oh dear brother.... remember that time.... you fuckin' dressed up in a diaper and sucked on a pacifier to make some weird point about safe spaces."

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