Oh Shit Oh Fuck

The Mueller indictments are every bit as delicious as I was hoping. But perhaps the best part is the resulting panic tweets from Lord Dampnut that are just making him look increasingly guilty. It's a beautiful combination of Thou Doth Protest Too Much and "LOOK OVER THERE" *runs away*.

Report out that Obama Campaign paid $972,000 to Fusion GPS. The firm also got $12,400,000 (really?) from DNC. Nobody knows who OK'd!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2017

....Also, there is NO COLLUSION!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2017

“Statement by President Trump on the Apprehension of Mustafa al-Imam for His Alleged Role in Benghazi Attacks” https://t.co/2U7WJmfGlM

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2017

...are now fighting back like never before. There is so much GUILT by Democrats/Clinton, and now the facts are pouring out. DO SOMETHING!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2017

That last one has to be the best because it evoked one of the best moments from one of my all time favorite movies, captured perfectly in one gif:

It's gonna be a good week.