Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Here's Fascism!

Welp, Trump TV has debuted. Congratulations, we've reached full dystopian future fiction!

ALL of the best dystopian future novels and movies have a state TV station feeding people all the news the government wants them to see. That and North Korea.

And its first segment was very North Korea.

Hey, everybody. I'm Kayleigh McEnany. Thank you for joining us as we provide the news of the week from Trump Tower here in New York. More great economic news on Friday: The July jobs report added a better-than-expected 209,000 new jobs. Overall, since the president took office, President Trump has created more than 1 million new jobs, the unemployment rate is at a 16-year low, and consumer confidence is at a 16-year high — all while the Dow Jones continues to break records. President Trump has clearly steered the economy back in the right direction.

CLEARLY. THANK YOU GLORIOUS INFALLIBLE LEADER TRUMP FOR SAVING US ALL FROM HAVING TO CREDIT ECONOMIC RECOVERY TO THE BLACK GUY.

The Washington Post article explains in detail why crediting Lord Dampnut with any of this is bullshit, but why bother? Nothing is real anymore, WaPo. We have Trump TV now. Everything BT (before Trump) was BAD and Trump is GOOD and only Trump TV is real news, and if a mosque is bombed it's just "liberals faking it." But if anything bad happens to white people it's automatically a terrorist conspiracy to give all our jobs to immigrants or something.

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