This Fucking Tweet

Don't worry it's not a Lord Dampnut tweet. Is there an actual Lord Dampnut Twitter account though? After a quick search, it appears that there are several, but not one that pretends to be from a cartoon villain modeled after Donald Trump. Someone please get on that.

Anyway, the Senate just voted to a tie (broken by Mike Pence) to move forward in the process of repealing Obamacare and leaving us with fuck all. They managed this by carting in John McCain after he found out that he's probably gonna die soon. One person (well probably more but this is the tweet I found) came to a conclusion that I had not reached yet and might never have, because it's so crushingly brilliant.

McCain will never face another election. Never gain or lose a committee chairmanship. What he does now tells you who he really is.

— Mark Sumner (@Devilstower) July 25, 2017

HOLY FUCK, MARK.

For real, though. He has nothing to lose. He just wants to fuck over poor people. Or somehow thinks this will actually be a good thing! We may never know. But we can be certain that John McCain is better off dead.