Anyone point out that a Donald Trump anagram is Lord Dampnut?— Colin Mochrie (@colinmochrie) January 21, 2017
This was posted on Inauguration Day. He's still using Lord Dampnut to refer to Donald. Colin Mochrie is amazing.
So it's settled. If you've been not wanting to use Donald's real name because it leaves a bad, vaguely Cheeto-like taste in your mouth, this is the official substitute. People have been connecting this to Harry Potter but I see it more as his Sith lord name.
Lord Dampnut: "The dark side is the best. We have the best people on the dark side. The light side doesn't even have lightning hands. Sad."