Election Night Liveblog

8:43 -

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't do more for Hillary. I've learned my lesson.

8:01 -

I have not stopped drinking. 0lease please please pleasev0lease

7:42 pm PST -

This election is making me beg God for Hillary. How many people are experiencing Stolkholm Syndrome right now?

7:34 pm PST -

I can't believe how badly we're losing the Senate. Can Democrats please do something about gerrymandering? It would be in their best interest.

7:32 pm PST -

It's getting better in some key states. Michigan and Wisconsin are looking better. She's ahead in Virginia. It's going to be okay.

I can't post photos from my phone but I made a friend.

7:18 pm PST -

It's gonna be okay shhhhhhh my children shhhhhhhhh no it's okay.

I am in a studio in Seattle getting drunk on box wine.

7:15 pm PST -

Trump is doing better than expected. He was supposed to do worse than expected. I didn't want to tell anyone how to vote but I did want Trump to get fucking crushed.

7:10 pm PST - AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHH