Things Men Are Allowed to Grab Women By

We've all heard about and are trying to forget Donald's "grab her by the pussy" comment. Though I was surprised that there was outrage around this in particular and not any of the equally gross things he's said about women or actually DONE to women, but I was glad. Good, most people agree that this kind of thing is not only unacceptable to do, but to talk about doing. Great.

Unfortunately, it seems that even the people who agree with this sentiment don't entirely get the point. For example, the men who started the "Grab Her By the Brain" campaign.

A site capitalizing on abuse language and USING that abuse language. That's exactly how women want to be empowered. #grabherbythebrain pic.twitter.com/c5TDe5Kk1B

— Hanna 'NastyWoman' P (@tinysapien) October 20, 2016

Yeeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. If you could just not grab women at all, that'd be great.

Or, if you really, REALLY need to grab women by SOMETHING, here's a nice list of things of our's that are appropriate to grab:

• Grab her by the front of the speeding freight train
• Grab her by the inside of the preheated oven
• Grab her by the mouth of her pet shark
• Grab her by the depths of the Pacific Ocean
• Grab her by the downed power line
• Grab her by the hand of the Grim Reaper
• Grab her by the pile of dry ice
• Grab her by the inside of a supermassive black hole 

You get the idea.