No seriously though.
600 Witches Gathered This Week to Put A Hex On Stanford Rapist Brock Turner
An estimated 600 witches around the world gathered on Tuesday night, at 10 PM (Central Time), to place hexes on Stanford University rapist Brock Allen Turner, his scumbag father, Dan A. Turner, and Aaron Persky, the judge who presided over his unbelievably unjust trial.
Nah, that's a caricaturized stereotype of witches, of course. The gif, I mean, not the hexing of men, obviously that still happens.
You may not believe in witchcraft. Maybe you think it doesn't ever work. I don't personally care what anyone's beliefs are around things like this, I support all thoughts on the matter, buuuuuuuuuuuut
Brock Turner permanently banned by USA Swimming
That happened two days after the mass hex. So, you know, I'm just saying...