And I say this because of the apparent history Donald Trump has of commenting on the quality of women's skin.
Of course Donald Trump is an objectifying piece of shit who constantly comments on the appearance of every woman around including his own daughter, but I didn't know he was that into... skin.
Donald Trump on ladies skin https://t.co/BLAV4dBLdx— andrew kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 28, 2016
People are joking about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer but has anyone considered what might be in a pit in Donald Trump's basement? Just saying.