Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Headline of the Month

Ted Cruz Pledges Not to Provide Gluten-Free Meals to the Military

Wait what.

“That’s why the last thing any commander should need to worry about is the grades he is getting from some plush-bottomed Pentagon bureaucrat for political correctness or social experiments—or providing gluten-free MREs,” Cruz said, using the shorthand term for Meal, Ready-to-Eat, CNN reported.

You heard it here, folks. Ted Cruz supports our troops. Unless they have celiac disease or some other SJW bullshit, then fuck 'em.

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