Fuck Off, CDC

If you're anything like me, you've already seen this shit and various responses to it going around today:

CDC Recommends That Women Not Using Birth Control Stop Drinking Alcohol

How about instead, men who were probably mostly responsible for this pile of crap, you eat a big sack of broken light bulbs soaked in toilet water. And follow that up by kissing my ass. And then kiss the ass of every trans man for leaving them out. And then throw yourselves into the garbage bin.

I could write up an entire thing explaining why this is fucked up but Mother Jones and Grounded Parents and others have already done that.

What I will say is, yes, CDC researchers. Alcohol can increase the risk of violence/injury among women. In fact, I imagine a lot of women of all ages will be drinking tonight, and this will make them more likely to throw a lot of verbal violence your way. Prepare yourselves for some serious burns.