Thursday, October 15, 2015

Headline of the Month

The Gun Oil piqued his interest, so Bracey read the label aloud: 
“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.” 
Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ 
For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!” 
A Walmart employee told The Blaze that Gun Oil is routinely mistaken for a sporting goods item and is often returned to the gun counter.

The creators of Gun Oil are certified geniuses.

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