The Gun Oil piqued his interest, so Bracey read the label aloud:
“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.”
Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’
For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”
A Walmart employee told The Blaze that Gun Oil is routinely mistaken for a sporting goods item and is often returned to the gun counter.
The creators of Gun Oil are certified geniuses.