Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Dildos Before Guns

So, the global arms industry owns the United States, making it impossible to get effective gun control legislation through political means.... anywhere. The GOOD NEWS is that while we can't stop the horrific gun violence plaguing our nation and making it so nobody feels safe ever, we can carry dildos around.

At UT Austin, an ‘obscene’ protest will use erotica (rhymes with Glock) to fight guns on campus.

When ’60s protesters were opposing the Vietnam War, they emblazoned the demand for sexual freedom over violence on buttons they wore on their chests. Come next fall, students at the University of Texas Austin will protest concealed handguns on campus by strapping “gigantic swinging dildos” to their backpacks. 
“The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence,” reads the Facebook event created by music student Jessica Jin.

Hashtag CocksNotGlocks.

I guess it's an okay idea but I'm still of the opinion that nothing but some sort of massive revolution will get rid of the stranglehold the arms industry has on this country and pretty much all of the world.

The nice thing is that the organizer of this event is promising to get people cheap dildos for the protest.

“I will personally take it upon myself to put in the time and legwork to find a dildo supplier sponsorship,” she says. “Come one, come all dildos.”

Fine.

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