Friday, September 4, 2015

Historical Accuracy: Dick Armor

Hey so if you have to have rape in your fantasy thing for "historical accuracy," I'm going to have to insist you also have dick armor. For historical accuracy.

Dick armor, more commonly and boringly known as the "codpiece," was an extremely common bit of fashion in 15th and 16th century Europe. And they went far beyond the little bit of crotch bump you typically see. Check this shit out.

That last one has a fucking face.

Seriously, if you want me to buy this:

I'm gonna need to see some of THIS:

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