Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Subway's Jared is Another Celebrity Pedophile


This seems like a pretty huge deal to me, considering the fact that Jared is pretty famous - probably the most iconic fast food spokesman guy I know of, but I haven't seen hardly anyone talking about it. I didn't even know that his home had been searched until today when I learned that he's pleading guilty to child pornography charges and Subway has completely dropped him.

FBI sources told Fox59 that the suspended Subway spokesman Jared Fogle will plead guilty to child pornography charges on Wednesday afternoon. 
The station reports that the US Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow announcing a plea deal and charges against Mr Fogle. 
Mr Fogle's attorney told Fox59 reporter Nicole Pence that Subway still has a "mutual suspension" with the spokesman.

But why should I be surprised? Famous cishet white dudes do horrible shit all the time and get away with it. Before long Jared will be out of jail and getting roles on commercials for random shit.

Sean Connery thinks it's cool to slap women for being too argumentative.

Bill Murray brutally abused his wife.

John Lennon admitted to abusing multiple women.

Charlie Sheen has assaulted, abused, threatened, and harassed women, and fucking shot one of them.

Sean Penn tied up and beat Madonna for hours.

Jimmy Page kidnapped, held, and raped a 14-year-old girl for years.

Josh Brolin battered his wife.

Nicolas cage was arrested for grabbing his wife by the arm and dragging her.

Woody Allen.

Eminem made a career out of rapping about hating, abusing, and wanting to kill women.

Tommy Lee beat Pamela Anderson while she was holding their infant child.


Michael Fassbender broke his ex girlfriend's nose and blew out her knee during a beating.

David Hasselhoff abused his wife and children.

Mel Gibson, while also being racist, hit his ex while she was holding her baby, and said she deserved it.

Gary Busey arrested for domestic assault.

Sean Bean arrested for harassing and threatening an ex wife.

Alec Baldwin's ex wife got primary custody of their kids after an independent investigation found that he'd been emotionally and physically abusive.

Rob Lowe sexually assaulted his kids' nanny.

Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman and asked for hand jobs from two separate massage therapists.

Ben Roethlisberger raped two women.

Not even an exhaustive list but I'm exhausted at this point so I'm gonna stop.

It's no coincidence that when Mike Tyson, black man, rapes a woman, he actually faces jail time, when so many male celebrities never did. And it's no coincidence that Bill Cosby has been in the news a shit load for raping women but Jared the Subway guy gets a pass from the media for owning child porn, saying that middle school girls are hot, and paying to have sex with underage girls.

I haven't seen anything about this on Facebook and little more than sick jokes on Twitter. And I'm only hearing about this now that he's pleading guilty? Oh, and prosecutors will only seek up to 12 and a half years for the child-raping pedophile. Awesome.

Tell me again how rape culture is a myth.

No comments: