The headline to this really just needs to be this face:
Veteran cop accused of splashing semen on co-worker.
The victim, an administrative aide in her 60s, had just left the women’s rest room and was walking back to her office when Sgt. Michael Iscenko, 54, allegedly approached her from behind and splashed the substance on her leg and shoe, the source said.
“She suddenly felt something on her leg, looked down, and said to him, ‘What are you doing?’“ the source said of the January incident.
“The uniformed member then walked away without responding.”
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL JET-POWERED FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN???
Ahem. So can we stop telling kids that little boys who attack and pick on little girls are just doing it because they "like" the girls now?