Manslator seeks out various misogynistic ramblings and bullshit and translates them "for the average reader." The results are hilarious.
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Manslation: The good news is, we’ve perfected our machine to grant corporeal form to male entitlement! The bad news is, we’ve perfected our machine to grant corporeal form to male entitlement.]
please manslate this: “I’m not a sexist. I just don’t think we should try to achieve gender equality everywhere, especially not in a Man’s sport”
"Manslation: I’m not a motorcycle. I’m just a two-wheeled vehicle with an engine. I’m not a paintbrush. I’m just a handle with soft bristles on the end. I’m not a sun. I’m just a sphere of plasma held together by my own gravity that’s undergoing thermonuclear fusion. I’m not a piece of poop. I’m just brown and smelly and came out of someone’s butt."
Seriously, everything on this blog is pure gold. Thank fuck for Manslator.