Monday, June 22, 2015

Featured Blog: Manslator

I can't believe I haven't featured this blog yet.

Manslator seeks out various misogynistic ramblings and bullshit and translates them "for the average reader." The results are hilarious.

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[Question: "You can't tell me no. You're single. There's no reason not to go out with me."

Manslation: The good news is, we’ve perfected our machine to grant corporeal form to male entitlement! The bad news is, we’ve perfected our machine to grant corporeal form to male entitlement.]


And then:

please manslate this: “I’m not a sexist. I just don’t think we should try to achieve gender equality everywhere, especially not in a Man’s sport”

"Manslation: I’m not a motorcycle. I’m just a two-wheeled vehicle with an engine. I’m not a paintbrush. I’m just a handle with soft bristles on the end. I’m not a sun. I’m just a sphere of plasma held together by my own gravity that’s undergoing thermonuclear fusion. I’m not a piece of poop. I’m just brown and smelly and came out of someone’s butt."


Seriously, everything on this blog is pure gold. Thank fuck for Manslator.

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