Monday, June 1, 2015

Behold the Deluge of Geek Boy Tears

After 15 tries, the makers of the FIFA video games finally realized that women exist who play soccer. So they put the option of playing female teams in FIFA 16.

CUE THE CRYING.






There's also a ton of really boring misogynistic jokes that men are using to cover up their tears.

I can't think of many things more banal to complain about than the option of playing as women in a sports video game. Especially considering the fact that FIFA is under fire for actual issues like holding their tournaments in countries that use slave labor. To build soccer stadiums. Or forcibly evict poor people and destroy their homes to build soccer stadiums. Or use Russian prison labor to build soccer stadiums. And so on.

I could also go on for quite a while about why women's soccer is more entertaining than men's soccer. Men can't even hold onto the ball. It's like they have no connection with their own feet, let alone their teammates.

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