I can't believe it's been almost a year already since this blog was born. In that time, I've had 129,864 pageviews, 654 mostly pissed off comments, and offended a lot of men. Time well spent.
The past 999 posts were just 999 of many thousands to come. This blog may change in the years to come, like maybe I'll actually have some kind of web designer make me a real design for the web and all that shit, but it will always be there. Even when I die, I'll pass this blog along to someone else who I deem worthy to carry on my misandry.
As a wild and awesome coincidence, over the weekend I also got my blog's first donation!
A toast to Twitter's Mooseplaining Max, an account I immediately followed as soon as I learned of its existence because MOOSEPLAINING LOL. Mr. Max spends his time on Twitter mocking various 'splainers and posting images of moose. Follow for good moose times.
Keep doing that good work, Mooseplaining Max.
And further thanks to everyone else who keeps me going - friends, family, random people from the Internet, angry dudebros and anti-feminists coming here to troll and make bad arguments. You keep me going, whether it's from praise and support or because I'm a spiteful asshole. Thank you, everyone.