Thursday, March 5, 2015

How To Prove You're a Manly Man

Step 1: Set up a video interview with a female MMA fighter who has won far more fights than you've won arguments with your girlfriend.

Step 2: Suggest that she isn't strong enough to flip you, either intentionally or unintentionally acting like a sexist piece of old stale waffle.

Step 3: Let said MMA fighter flip you to show off how tough you are.

Step 4: Oh shit, my ribs.

Step 5: I think she broke my ribs.

Step 6: OW.

Step 7: Spend the next five years paying off your medical bills.

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