Since 50 Shades of Abuse: The Movie came out, I've been getting a lot of traffic to my post "Talk To Your Kids About 50 Shades of Grey." One of the top search terms leading people to my site has even been "50 Shades of Grey teens." This makes me super happy, because maybe a few parents who were looking for advice on how to talk to their kids about this mildew-covered shower curtain of a movie found my post and will take my advice.
Anyway, what this post is actually about is a much better version of 50 Shades of Grey that I stumbled upon called 50 Shades of Socialist Feminism.
There's some cissexism to be found in there, and of course it's not exactly safe for work. But generally, a much better story with a much better ending.