Comic by Emily Helen: Cartoonist. Thank you, Emily! Transcript below.
[Panel 1 -
Man 1, holding a glass of water: Whoa. How come I only got like half a glass of water?
Panel 2 -
Man 1: How much water did you get?
Man 2, holding a full glass of water: Dude, give it a rest. I think you can manage.
Panel 3 -
Man 1, to waiter with water pitcher: Oh, excuse me. I ordered a glass of water but it's only half full. Could you top it off?
Panel 4 -
Waiter, while pouring: Of course. No problem!
Panel 5 -
Man 2: Hey, wait a minute, you didn't give me any water! That's not fair!!
Panel 6 -
Waiter, pointing to both now full glasses: Actually, it is. I just made up the difference. Now both glasses are full.
Panel 7 -
Man 2: But you gave him more than me!!!
Panel 8 -
Waiter, looking annoyed, pours water into the already full glass of man 2, causing the glass to overflow and spill water everywhere.]