Wednesday, December 31, 2014

My New Year's Resolution

My New Year's resolution for 2015 is to be mean to men. More mean to more men, in my daily life as well as online.

Refuse to get out of the way of men walking down the street.
Interrupt men when they're talking.
Constantly play Devil's Advocate about the stuff that upsets them most.
Dismiss all their ideas, and if possible, praise the same ideas when they come from women.
Tell them to "calm down" at every opportunity.
Make fun of the simple things they enjoy as much as possible.
If they get upset about any of this, dismiss them as "hormonal."

I encourage all women to make the same pledge.

Make Men Mad 2k15.

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