[TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, FOOD MENTION, DRUG MENTION]
My list of very brief movie descriptions made so many dudes mad that I decided to do more. These are NOT all movies I like. But I like most of them.
Clerks: Man spends whole movie whining, loses one beautiful woman when she finds out he was talking to an ex behind her back, is rewarded with beautiful woman (for a couple minutes at least).
Big Daddy: Man lies about being kid's dad, is rightfully arrested, gets bailed out. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.
Coming to America: Extremely spoiled man travels to New York, lies to woman for weeks. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.
Revenge of the Nerds: Man sexually assaults multiple women and rapes one, is rewarded with beautiful woman. (This one is actually not funny at all, burn this movie.)
Sixteen Candles: Boy wishes girl happy birthday. Is rewarded with beautiful girl.
Groundhog Day: Man is asshole. Universe messes with him until he learns not to be an asshole. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.
The Mask: Man relies on magical mask to save the day for him. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.
Mallrats: Two men are assholes in a mall all day. Are rewarded with beautiful women.
Liar Liar: Man is magically forced to tell the truth until he learns to stop neglecting his child. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.
10 Things I Hate About You: Boy is paid to deceive girl until she dates him, is discovered. Is rewarded with beautiful girl.