Monday, October 13, 2014

Your Favorite Movies Are Misogynistic Part 2

[TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, FOOD MENTION, DRUG MENTION]

My list of very brief movie descriptions made so many dudes mad that I decided to do more. These are NOT all movies I like. But I like most of them.


Clerks: Man spends whole movie whining, loses one beautiful woman when she finds out he was talking to an ex behind her back, is rewarded with beautiful woman (for a couple minutes at least).

Big Daddy: Man lies about being kid's dad, is rightfully arrested, gets bailed out. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.

Animated gif of Adam Sandler talking to a small child, saying "Man, this Yoo-Hoo is good! You know what else is good? Smokin' dope."

Coming to America: Extremely spoiled man travels to New York, lies to woman for weeks. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.

Revenge of the Nerds: Man sexually assaults multiple women and rapes one, is rewarded with beautiful woman. (This one is actually not funny at all, burn this movie.)

Sixteen Candles: Boy wishes girl happy birthday. Is rewarded with beautiful girl.

Animated gif of an attractive woman saying "You're really acting like, an asshole."

Groundhog Day: Man is asshole. Universe messes with him until he learns not to be an asshole. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.

The Mask: Man relies on magical mask to save the day for him. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.

Mallrats: Two men are assholes in a mall all day. Are rewarded with beautiful women.

Animated gif of a smirking woman saying "Men are easily amused."

Liar Liar: Man is magically forced to tell the truth until he learns to stop neglecting his child. Is rewarded with beautiful woman.

10 Things I Hate About You: Boy is paid to deceive girl until she dates him, is discovered. Is rewarded with beautiful girl.

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