So here's what I'm going to do for October. Each weekday, I'll be posting a new example of a ridiculously sexualized Halloween costume marketed to women. I'm not talking ridiculous as in "wow this shows a lot of skin," but ridiculous as in "who in the fuckity fuck fuck thought that this should be made sexy."
We'll start with this:
It's a sexy corn costume. That's right, corn. A cob of corn. That's sexy. Because, you know, corn, sex, that's a thing. Only $59.95.