I was supposed to have an awesome announcement for today, but it's all gone to hell.
You know who ruined it? Trolls. Online trolls. Fucking pathetic wastes of oxygen who take pride in making people feel like shit.
This incident has only served to strengthen my resolve against these shit stains who harass and bully women. I am coming after you. And you can be assured that the tide is already against you. You cannot hide, and your activities will soon be made illegal all across the world. There's a crowded jail cell waiting for you.